Names for Cats I don't even have yet
I really like naming things, even though I am very bad at it. And along with my plan to get an Emotional Support Animal (ESA) cat, I have already come up with names I love. A year before I am going to adopt her. As I've talked about before I used to intern as a cat socializer at a small pet store. I loved every one of those cats, even the ones who didn't love snuggles. My favorite was Autumn, also known as the best cat in the world. A purry lap cat who loved to play, everything to love, nothing to hate. Unfortunately I was unable to adopt her, but she gave me the idea to get an ESA and I cannot wait.
My favorite names are, surprising to nobody, all fandom names. And by that I mean they are named after characters from my nerdy insanity.
- Yarnaby, after the best toy in Poppy Playtime. He is my child and I would be so happy to name a cat this. Yarnaby has the best design and is just the cutest guy. He has a traumatizing backstory, even for a Playtime Co. Toy. You may be asking "Why not Catnap?" and to that I say: fuck you.
- Cloverfield, because it is my favorite non-Godzilla monster movie. Clover's design is amazing and found footage just so happens to be one of my favorite genres of horror.
- Khoshekh, after the floating paranormal in the bathroom from Welcome to Nightvale. (This name has the requirement that it has to be an all black cat.)
There are other options, but I don't like these ones nearly as much as the others. But here they are if you're interested.
- Goji, after Godzilla. She will be all powerful and radioactive. And by that I mean, just a snuggly baby.
- Mothra, for obvious reasons. Mothra is the best kaiju in all of history, need I explain more?
- Cosmo, after my first cat that my family had to give to my aunt. This isn't a fandom name, but I really want to use this name because I love it.
- Deltarune, I haven't even played the games I just really like the name. And I would probably just call her Delta or Rune.
- Echo, after my favorite Velociraptor in Jurassic World.
- Bambi, named after the raptor species, Bambiraptor. Not that stupid deer whose mother was murdered.
- Fennec after my favorite animal and one of my theriotypes. (Therians are explained in another post, I'm too lazy to explain them again.)
- The Creature because I think it's really funny. I probably won't name her this because it feels weirdly cruel.
Anyway meet my cats I have right now, Zosi (Brown Tabby) and Gunther (Grey Tabby). I unfortunately cannot take either one to college because they're bonded. And neither of them are good emotional support. But they're still my babies and I love them.
Zosi was defeated by Blahaj. It was a great day for the trans, terrible for my cat. She is my cat, named by me.
Gunther is just a dumbass. Look how fuckin stupid he is. Still love him, he is an amazing cat. He is my brother's cat, which explains why he's so dumb.
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